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 轉錄自PTT -stephanie061
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Men are lovable and hateful.

They make you cry and they make you sad. 
They piss you off and they couldn't stop laughing when they fool you. 
They are rude and stupid and slow. 
They are cocky and mean. 
They act like an idiot and they call you idiot. 
They are fat but they will tell you that you have a few extra pounds.

 They always tell you that they never want to hurt you.
 However, they are always the one who hurts you the most.

They can't even remember your birthday but still trying to know everything about you.
They will say like 100 times goodbye but still asking you to hung up first.

 They tell you they miss you sometimes and you are unreal beautiful. 
 They tell you you're the one he's crazy about.

They try to make you laugh and smile when you are smiling. 
They tell you they dreamed about you and get up in the morning thinking of you. 
They imagine you were there when you are not.
They tell you they long and wait all day to see you because they are falling for you.

When you finally give your heart to them, they tell you that you deserve a better guy.

It's not about look; gorgeous women get dumped every day. 
It's our destiny, to love and to be hurt, then love again and be hurt again. 
We thought we had learned from the experience, but no. 
We have become brave and strong, but we are still looking for love, 
eventually, we are going to be hurt again.

Man, I love you and I hate you; I'm crazy about you but I have to get over you.

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就是這樣。就是這樣